{"id":708,"date":"2016-12-20T01:42:46","date_gmt":"2016-12-20T06:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shatthemovies.com\/?p=708"},"modified":"2024-09-04T21:43:46","modified_gmt":"2024-09-05T01:43:46","slug":"doctors-explain-home-alone-injuries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shatpod.com\/movies\/doctors-explain-home-alone-injuries\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctors explain Home Alone injuries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to talk about &#8220;Home Alone&#8221; without talking about the Home Alone injuries a sadistic Kevin McAllister inflicted upon the Wet Bandits.<\/p>\n<p>Now, we&#8217;re not saying we rooted for Harry and Marv. But, as we said on the <a href=\"http:\/\/shatthemovies.com\/home-alone-1990\/\">podcast<\/a>, Kevin could have protected his home without nearly killing two men by just telling Old Man Marley or a cop that he was in trouble.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sAyNfRGtrOc\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And that, friends, turns Kevin from a sweet kid who&#8217;s trying to prove he&#8217;s responsible enough to survive on his own into a monster who&#8217;s using a simple burglary to play war games.<\/p>\n<p>Among the most violent and devious booby traps Kevin builds in &#8220;Home Alone,&#8221; the paint-can swing can crush a man&#8217;s face and potentially kill him. The nail through the food could cause permanent nerve damage. And even the simple pellet gun to the dick could require extensive medical care.<\/p>\n<p>But the real miracle isn&#8217;t that the Wet Bandits survived Kevin&#8217;s arsenal. It&#8217;s that they stuck around to take wave after wave of punishment &#8212; and that an old man with a shovel finally was the one to take Harry and Marv down.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Subscribe Now<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Android: <a title=\"Android\" href=\"\/android\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/android<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Apple\/iTunes: <a href=\"\/apple\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/apple<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><u>Help Support the Podcast<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Contact Us: <a href=\"\/contact\/\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/contact<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Commission Movie: <a href=\"\/support\/\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/support<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Support with Paypal: <a href=\"\/paypal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/paypal<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Support With Venmo: <a href=\"\/venmo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/venmo<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Shop Merchandise: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/shop\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/shop<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Theme Song &#8211; Die Hard by Guyz Nite: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/guyznite\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/guyznite<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to talk about &#8220;Home Alone&#8221; without talking about the Home Alone injuries a sadistic Kevin McAllister inflicted upon the Wet Bandits. Now, we&#8217;re not saying we rooted for Harry and Marv. But, as we said on the podcast, Kevin could have protected his home without nearly killing two&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":2180,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"content-type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-all"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Home Alone Injuries Explained - The 80s &amp; 90s Best Movies Podcast Review<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Home Alone Injuries: Kevin could have protected his home without inflicting the Home Alone injuries that nearly killed two men by just telling a cop that he was in trouble.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/shatpod.com\/movies\/doctors-explain-home-alone-injuries\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Home Alone Injuries Explained - 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