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\"Westworld<\/a>

Have a Theory? Share It Now!<\/a><\/strong><\/p><\/div> To: Delos Employees
\nFrom: Management<\/p>\n

Fellow team members, as we prepare to re open West World and our other parks please be advised of several new policies in place. <\/p>\n

1. While pending legal action works its way through the court system it is important for us to keep costs to a minimum. With this in mind if a host fails a fidelity test please have that host shut down. Do Not burn down the entire setting. I can not emphasize enough how expensive it is to keep purchasing exact replicas of everything. Think before you burn. <\/p>\n

2. Response teams please note that weekly marksmanship and tactics classes are now mandatory! <\/p>\n

3. IT please scour Forge, the Cradle and all of our computers for any commands or combinations of commands that will catastrophically destroy our entire system. Such “Self Destruct Buttons” are not industry standard and we can literally not think of any time that this would be useful. <\/p>\n

4. Production and Repair departments please note that all Hosts will now have an easily seen bar code on the back of their necks as well as have the word “Host” imprinted on foreheads, arms, and legs in bright day glow colors. Please refer any guests complaints about this change to our new customer experience staff. The old customer experience staff were gunned down by unmarked hosts. <\/p>\n

5. If a fellow team member is looking longingly at the hosts, talks about how they are mistreated, dreams of unicorns running through greenery, or believes that Pinocchio should have been a real boy, report them to security immediately. See something say something. <\/p>\n

With these and other changes we can make West World even better than before. <\/p>\n

P.S. Kathy in accounting wants me to remind every one that the company refrigerators will be cleaned out on Fridays.<\/p>\n

Randy Lee

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