{"id":22674,"date":"2022-06-27T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-27T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shatpod.com\/tv\/dons-discount-minions\/"},"modified":"2022-07-06T00:53:53","modified_gmt":"2022-07-06T04:53:53","slug":"dons-discount-minions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shatpod.com\/tv\/dons-discount-minions\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;s Discount Minions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_10064\" style=\"width: 190px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"mailto:hosts@shatpod.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10064\" class=\"wp-image-10064 size-full\" src=\"\/tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Westworld-Theories.jpg\" alt=\"Westworld Telegraph\" width=\"180\" height=\"122\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10064\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><strong>Have a Theory? <a href=\"mailto:hosts@shatpod.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Share It Now!<\/a><\/strong><\/p><\/div> Do you need bodyguards but don\u0092t have a lot of cash? Are you hunting a super sentient ninja robot on a budget? Come on down to Don\u0092s Discount Minions. <\/p>\n<p> Aren\u0092t you tired of suppliers who dress their minions in camouflage and body armor then charge you extra? Down here at Don\u0092s all of our minions are dressed in black, the cheapest color. <\/p>\n<p>Plans? Tactics? Marksmanship? Those sound mighty expensive to me. Our minions stand in plain sight or wander off on their own and we pass the savings on to you! <\/p>\n<p>Don, you say, do you offer a guarantee of success? Guarantees? Who has time for all that paperwork? 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