{"id":27034,"date":"2022-08-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-08-01T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shatpod.com\/tv\/charlotte-hale-is-the-ascension-zone\/"},"modified":"2022-08-01T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T04:00:00","slug":"charlotte-hale-is-the-ascension-zone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shatpod.com\/tv\/charlotte-hale-is-the-ascension-zone\/","title":{"rendered":"Charlotte Hale Is the Ascension Zone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_10064\" style=\"width: 190px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"mailto:hosts@shatpod.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10064\" class=\"wp-image-10064 size-full\" src=\"\/tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Westworld-Theories.jpg\" alt=\"Westworld Telegraph\" width=\"180\" height=\"122\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10064\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><strong>Have a Theory? <a href=\"mailto:hosts@shatpod.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Share It Now!<\/a><\/strong><\/p><\/div> Dear Shat Hosts,<\/p>\n<p>Boredom is a very human condition, even if you get everything you thought you always wanted. As was established previously, God Is Bored. As is established on yesterday\u0092s episode, God Is On A Loop. <\/p>\n<p>We don\u0092t know how long Ascension has been an option for hosts, but let\u0092s assume that\u0092s been possible for a decade. Let\u0092s further assume that Charlotte Hale is on a cycle where she chills out in whatever the Ascension zone is (and if we assume it\u0092s like the sublime, time\u0092s probably different there, and more perceived time passing), but every now and again will come back to Earth for a week or three to make sure everything hasn\u0092t fallen to shit and to check in on the Caleb Imperative, to which \u0085 an entire facility has been dedicated. Detail stuff. It\u0092s like being a CEO zonked on drugs who occasionally has to make sure the company still exists, or a regular person lost to video games who\u0092s gotta make sure the bills are getting paid on time. <\/p>\n<p>The analogy doesn\u0092t really hold up, since there is apparently a point to what she hopes to accomplish with Caleb. But is there? Or is she giving herself a routine and a distraction, a complicated, expensive version of a children\u0092s game to play while whiling away her boring immortality? <\/p>\n<p>Again: STRONG Aeon Flux animated series vibes from this season, not just thematically and visually but in the music. <\/p>\n<p>With Caleb, Charlotte is like the software project manager on a project that never, ever ends. <\/p>\n<p>I didn\u0092t much like Season 2 and was annoyed by Season 3, but WESTWORLD IS BACK, BABY. <\/p>\n<p>Best,<br \/>\nRay<br \/>\nOwings Mills, MD <p><strong>Subscribe Now<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Android:\u00a0<a title=\"Android\" href=\"https:\/\/shatpod.com\/tv\/westworld-android\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatpod.com\/tv\/westworld-android<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Apple\/iTunes:\u00a0<\/em><a title=\"iTunes\" href=\"https:\/\/shatpod.com\/tv\/westworld-itunes\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>https:\/\/shatpod.com\/tv\/westworld-itunes<\/em><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><u>Help Support the Podcast<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Contact Us: <a href=\"\/contact\/\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/contact<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Commission Movie: <a href=\"\/support\/\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/support<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Support with Paypal: <a href=\"\/paypal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/paypal<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Support With Venmo: <a href=\"\/venmo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/venmo<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Shop Merchandise: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/shop\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.shatpod.com\/shop<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Shop Amazon With Our Affiliate Link &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/?tag=shatmovies-20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/?tag=shatmovies-20<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Theme Song &#8211;\u00a0<a title=\"The Ecstasy Of Gold\" href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/album\/hip-hop-feat.-western-fistful\/id383104544\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">&#8220;The Ecstasy Of Gold&#8221; (Hip Hop Instrumental Version)<\/a> \u00a0by\u00a0<a title=\"Dj 2 Bad\" href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/artist\/dj-2-bad\/id380839995\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Dj 2 Bad<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Outro Music &#8211; By <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/simonsteric\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Simon Eric Haywood<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Shat Hosts, Boredom is a very human condition, even if you get everything you thought you always wanted. As was established previously, God Is Bored. As is established on yesterday\u0092s episode, God Is On A Loop. We don\u0092t know how long Ascension has been an option for hosts, but&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"content-type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[103],"tags":[2483,6450,6511],"class_list":["post-27034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-westworld-telegraph","tag-telegraph-read","tag-westworld-season-4","tag-ww-s4e06"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v19.1 (Yoast SEO v27.4) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Charlotte Hale Is the Ascension Zone<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/shatpod.com\/tv\/charlotte-hale-is-the-ascension-zone\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Charlotte Hale Is the Ascension Zone\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Dear Shat Hosts, Boredom is a very human condition, even if you get everything you thought you always wanted. 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