{"id":2957,"date":"2017-05-11T02:12:27","date_gmt":"2017-05-11T06:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/?p=2957"},"modified":"2022-07-06T00:28:17","modified_gmt":"2022-07-06T04:28:17","slug":"dicks-handless-arms-hang-crotches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shatpod.com\/tv\/dicks-handless-arms-hang-crotches\/","title":{"rendered":"Dicks Are Handless Arms That Hang From Crotches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_10661\" style=\"width: 190px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"mailto:hosts@shatpod.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10661\" class=\"wp-image-10661 size-full\" src=\"\/tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/American-Gods-Theories.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"122\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10661\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><strong>Have a Theory? <a href=\"mailto:hosts@shatpod.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Share It Now!<\/a><\/strong><\/p><\/div>D, look, you&#8217;re awesome. Thank you for looking out for us females out there and being very open to seeing dongs all over the place and getting tired of the exploitation of just female nudity. Thank you for seeing the imbalance of male v. female nudity.<\/p>\n<p>but just so we are clear, and this is coming from an north jersey gal, there is nothing cute about dicks. big, small, chode, curved, thin, bendy, inverted, uncircumcised, there is nothing attractive or artistic or beautiful about a hand-less baby arm hanging from the crotch of anyone. It is not something that i see and think OMG YES DICK FINALLY SO HOT no. not at all. <a href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-cast-review\/\">Bilquist<\/a> naked slinking all over a couch? thats hot. thats beautiful. Ross from <a href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/on-the-throne-podcast-preview\/\">Game of Thrones<\/a> with her red hair pale skin and sick curves, that was beautiful. <a href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/westworld-season-2-casting-news-shocker\/\">Dolores and Maeve<\/a> stark naked, thats beautiful. but dicks? think about it now they are legit baby arms without hands hanging there just BOOM nothing to remark about nothing pretty or cute. NADA.<\/p>\n<p>So thank you D for trying to get one for the women, but in this one woman&#8217;s opinion there aint nothing cute or arousing about dicks. specially if they were supposed to be attached to dane cook who, I&#8217;m almost positive, does not have a good looking dick.<p><strong>Subscribe Now<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Android:\u00a0<a title=\"Android\" href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-android\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-android<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Apple\/iTunes:\u00a0<\/em><a title=\"iTunes\" href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-itunes\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-itunes<\/em><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><u>Help Support the Podcast<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Support with Paypal &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/paypal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/paypal<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Support With Venmo \u2013\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/venmo.com\/ShatPodcasts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/venmo.com\/ShatPodcasts<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Shop \/ Merchandise: <a href=\"https:\/\/teespring.com\/stores\/shat-on-podcasts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/shop<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Shop Amazon With Our Affiliate Link &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/?tag=shatmovies-20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/?tag=shatmovies-20<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Sponsor&#8217;s Listener Survey &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/survey\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/survey<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Leave an iTunes Review &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-review\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-review<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Leave a Voicemail &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"tel:914-719-7428\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">(914) 719-SHAT<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"tel:914-719-7428\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">(914) 719-7428<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Feeds &amp; Social Media &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/subscribe-and-follow\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/subscribe-and-follow\/<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Checkout our Movie Podcast &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/shatthemovies.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">http:\/\/shatthemovies.com<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D, look, you&#8217;re awesome. Thank you for looking out for us females out there and being very open to seeing dongs all over the place and getting tired of the exploitation of just female nudity. Thank you for seeing the imbalance of male v. female nudity. but just so we&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"content-type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1245],"tags":[3065,3064,55,18,3066],"class_list":["post-2957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-gods-confessional","tag-american-gods","tag-confessional","tag-dolores-abernathy","tag-evan-rachel-wood","tag-starz"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v19.1 (Yoast SEO v27.5) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>American Gods: Dicks Are Handless Arms That Hang From Crotches<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Just so we&#039;re clear, there&#039;s nothing cute about dicks. 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