{"id":3246,"date":"2017-07-15T03:36:13","date_gmt":"2017-07-15T07:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/?p=3246"},"modified":"2022-07-06T00:27:38","modified_gmt":"2022-07-06T04:27:38","slug":"hell-just-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shatpod.com\/tv\/hell-just-watch\/","title":{"rendered":"What the Hell Did I Just Watch?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_10661\" style=\"width: 190px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"mailto:hosts@shatpod.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10661\" class=\"wp-image-10661 size-full\" src=\"\/tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/American-Gods-Theories.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"122\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10661\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><strong>Have a Theory? <a href=\"mailto:hosts@shatpod.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Share It Now!<\/a><\/strong><\/p><\/div>Wow &#8230; What the hell did I just watch!? Could you cram any more characters in one episode?? A few more puzzle pieces dropped into place&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Shadow and Laura: When he opened the door and saw her, he didn&#8217;t know whether to shit or go blind!! Then he wanted to hear about her and Robbie! (Just more torture for the Puppy) And while Laura was professing her out loud ( so she could believe her own words), Shadow was having none of it&#8230; Bcuz he thinks he is going crazy!! Then after a word from one of his crows, Mr. Wednesday hastily shows up at Shadow&#8217;s door &amp; is very thirsty! That&#8217;s when the police roll up and take them to jail!<\/p>\n<p>Then the fun starts&#8230;.<br \/>\nMad Sweeney &amp; Laura playing Cat &amp; Mouse: he thinks he&#8217;s the Cat and quickly finds out he&#8217;s the Mouse. Laura knows the power of The Coin and ain&#8217;t giving it back no time soon! They make so much noise that the police are called and catch Mad Sweeney choking and drowning Laura. This is the excitement her previous life lacked!<\/p>\n<p>Tech Boy, Media &amp; Mr. World: First, Media gets Tech Boy like he got Shadow in episode 1. Then at the police station when Mr. World walked in with the floor lighting up Michael Jackson-style&#8230; So Cool and So Creepy!! Mr. World is trying to help Wednesday improve his brand and offers him North Korea ( insert jokes here) But real winner of this trio is Media &#8211; Ziggy Stardust and 7-year Itch Marilyn!! Then she blew a kiss and slapped the taste and a few teeth out of Tech Boy&#8217;s head&#8230; I almost died falling off my chair laughing!!!<\/p>\n<p>Honorable mentions go to: Loki = the fly ; Anansi= the spider who picked Wednesday&#8217;s handcuffs, the Tree that cut Shadow during his escape, Laura&#8217;s one heartbeat from Shadow&#8217;s life force, Mad Sweeney &#8211; Still losing at every turn, and Tracy Thoms as Buffer who holds Shadow &amp; Wednesday in place til the New Gods show up!!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for reading my letter<\/p>\n<p><em>Jeanna B<\/em><p><strong>Subscribe Now<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Android:\u00a0<a title=\"Android\" href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-android\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-android<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Apple\/iTunes:\u00a0<\/em><a title=\"iTunes\" href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-itunes\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-itunes<\/em><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><u>Help Support the Podcast<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Support with Paypal &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/paypal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/paypal<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Support With Venmo \u2013\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/venmo.com\/ShatPodcasts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/venmo.com\/ShatPodcasts<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Shop \/ Merchandise: <a href=\"https:\/\/teespring.com\/stores\/shat-on-podcasts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/shop<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Shop Amazon With Our Affiliate Link &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/?tag=shatmovies-20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/?tag=shatmovies-20<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Sponsor&#8217;s Listener Survey &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/survey\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/survey<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Leave an iTunes Review &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-review\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/american-gods-review<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Leave a Voicemail &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"tel:914-719-7428\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">(914) 719-SHAT<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"tel:914-719-7428\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">(914) 719-7428<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Feeds &amp; Social Media &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/shatontv.com\/subscribe-and-follow\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/shatontv.com\/subscribe-and-follow\/<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Checkout our Movie Podcast &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/shatthemovies.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">http:\/\/shatthemovies.com<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow &#8230; What the hell did I just watch!? Could you cram any more characters in one episode?? A few more puzzle pieces dropped into place&#8230;. Shadow and Laura: When he opened the door and saw her, he didn&#8217;t know whether to shit or go blind!! 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