A Blade Attached To His Golden Hand

Published April 30, 2019 · Updated July 6, 2022

Hey Guys,

*Disclaimer: I have not read the books*-

We only have 3 episodes left, so I know this isn’t a very useful idea at this point. But as I was watching Jaime Lannister fight the other night, I thought about his quote, “I’m not the fighter I used to be.” Shame. But this is mostly because his dominant hand was chopped off, right? Wouldn’t he still be just as unstoppable as the cocky golden lion he used to be, if not more so, if he could still use that arm to wield a weapon?

Now he has this mostly useless golden hand. If Qyburn could design the Scorpion, if Sam could cure Jorah of Greyscale, if people in this world can build castles and ships and wheelchairs… why not put together an epic battle axe or sword of some kind that could be attached to this insanely rich knight’s golden arm? I think a Dothraki-style sickle blade attached to his golden hand with a sword or dagger in the other would make him unfuckwithable.

I’m sure I’m far from the only one who’s thought of this, but I just now thought of it and it’s blowing my imaginative mind a bit ?? Thoughts? Criticisms?

Thank you for all of your hard work and dedication! I really love listening to y’all!

-Wendy

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