Don’s Discount Minions

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Do you need bodyguards but don’t have a lot of cash? Are you hunting a super sentient ninja robot on a budget? Come on down to Don’s Discount Minions.

Aren’t you tired of suppliers who dress their minions in camouflage and body armor then charge you extra? Down here at Don’s all of our minions are dressed in black, the cheapest color.

Plans? Tactics? Marksmanship? Those sound mighty expensive to me. Our minions stand in plain sight or wander off on their own and we pass the savings on to you!

Don, you say, do you offer a guarantee of success? Guarantees? Who has time for all that paperwork? What I do guarantee is that our minions are so cheap you can send wave after wave until one gets lucky!

Don’t wait, come on down to Don’s Discount Minions today!

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