Gillian Was Caught In Spam

Published August 14, 2017 · Updated July 6, 2022

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Kinda short and sweet. Notes of my reaction to this episode. I’m still in awe.

Bron is a sellsword and kept true to his name

Jaimes fear feels real of the fact there’s two other dragons out there

Tyrion looks as frightened as I am right now. Dragons are awesome …..when they’re on your side.

I’m not here to murder, yet all I’ve done is come here and murder. Yea ok dany

This bitch needs men bending knees more than my slutty best friend in a seaside bar.

Oh look a fucking tarley. Mr honorable himself. Does he know Dany was kicked out of the country? It’s like telling Elian Gonzalez that it’s his fault he ain’t American.

This is clearly a bad job for tyrion he’s too close to every single lord in this land.

Guess sam earned that sword now huh

Cersi can’t get past her daddy issues. Let go girl he loved you just loved Jaime more.

Cersi might as well just say BURN THEM ALL we get it she’s going mad we get it.

THE DRAGON SMELLS THE TARGARYEN same reaction from when tyrion went in the dungeon and hung out with the dragons THEYRE ALL TARGARYEN GENE FACE IT

ITS ONLY BEEN A DAY

A mourmont back with jon. Let’s get this happening now.

The crow eye trick freaks me out like a security camera turning on as you walk past it.

Sam always being half fucking assed like come on get some shit done already

Varyus is scared of the future. Very scared. Ahhhh look who brought up the council thing?! Meeeee!!! He’s just nervous about the whole mad king thing. It’s like when Jen announced he was running, we were all like great idkkk about another bush, if only we knew cersi/trump would be left running the country. How differently we’d think.

Is arya gonna kill Sansa cause that’s some

Shit I’ve been down for since season 1 Sansa is the lone wolf wanting all the power. She’s going to die somehow

So wait I’ve been waiting five seasons for gendry and he’s just been low key making armor. Really. Ok then.

GENDRY and jon together made my ovaries hurt. Omg. So much man in such a small cave

Sir davos can get it too

Again dany and jorah like fuck or get off the pot already

She got that new fire for jon though

Gilly once again dropping knowledge about jons parents. They were legally married. Like come on sam this is sad you’re gonna take gilly back and she’s going to know more to help jons psyche then you ever could.

What the fuck arya why are you wasting your time kill little finger and be done with it already why are we dragging this out further?

Tormond needs to get off brienne. Like bitch stop being so thirsty.

We’ll look how convient this all is. Oh we need more men to go past the wall….let’s go look at what we got in our cells!!!

Oh shut up berrick. My god. We get it lord of light. We got it.

BWB with GENDRY and snow. Like really this is now all to just get a dead guy to parade around really now. There is really no other fucking plan than bring a dead guy back? And no one thinks hmm what could possibly happen if the magic of the dead crosses the wall? Huh? No one gonna just say maybe this is a terrible fucking idea? Dany couldn’t spare one fucking dragon to go with them? Really?

Ok on to the second watch. Can we make sure rog doesn’t do the rog thing and gloat about being right about the freak show parade through kings landing?

Gene will they be hiring people to throw food at it and yell whore while it parades through the street?

And really what part of that whole plan wouldn’t feel like a trap? Oh here’s one dead non dead whit walking around here ya go cersi believe us now?!?

COME ON

ugh.

-gilly (not the fucking flower)

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