Hazmat Suits

Published November 16, 2016 · Updated July 6, 2022

Hey dudes,

I meant to bring this observation up in my earlier email!

This seems to be very under-discussed online and on the podcast unless I missed it before….Why do the park workers have to be in these hazmat suits when they enter the park? Presumably, there are plenty of guests who are normal humans in the park. So why would other normal human workers need to be in hazmat suits?

Even more bizarre, in episode 1, after the bandit from the Abernathy farm attack narrative goes crazy drinking milk, shooting his grudge fellow hosts and talking to Arnold, we see Stubbs, Bernard, Theresa and (not sure on this last one) Elsie down in the park, in front of the saloon, examining the milk bandit after he is frozen! They aren’t wearing hazmat suits. Theresa gets angry at Bernard and Stubbs comments to him “you handle this, I’ll handle the two scared guests inside”.

As they are looking down at the milk bandit and this discussion is going on, we see hazmat suit-clad workers at their job right behind them and around them. Furthermore, Stubbs doesn’t need a hazmat suit to go in and talk to the guests in the saloon even though the workers DO have to wear them. What is going on here?!?!!

It could be that all the above-mentioned characters are robots so no suits are required? Or they are being projected into the park by hologram?

Why do you guys think this is setup in this way, and will it prove to be important later in this season or in future seasons?

Thanks dudes,

Josh from Portland

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