Dick Ebert

The Hunted (1995)

Shat The Movies unsheathes the katana and heads to modern-day Japan for The Hunted, a mid-’90s action oddity that asks a very important question: What if Christopher Lambert was a reluctant samurai caught in a centuries-old ninja blood feud? Released in 1995 and promptly forgotten, this movie blends corporate intrigue, mystical...

The Untouchables (1987)

This week, Shat The Movies heads to Prohibition-era Chicago with Brian De Palma’s The Untouchables, a glossy crime epic that somehow combines operatic violence, moral absolutism, and one of the most iconic staircases in movie history. Featuring Kevin Costner at his most upright, Sean Connery at his most Oscar-winning, and...

Contact (1997)

This week, Shat The Movies looks to the stars with Contact, Robert Zemeckis’s thoughtful, talky, and occasionally frustrating sci-fi drama about faith, science, and whether humanity is ready for the truth. Based on Carl Sagan’s novel and anchored by a career-best performance from Jodie Foster, Contact dares to ask big...

Glory (1989)

This week on Shat the Movies, we march into Glory (1989), the powerful Civil War epic telling the true story of the 54th Massachusetts, the first African American volunteer infantry regiment. With unforgettable performances by Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, and Matthew Broderick, the film tackles courage, sacrifice, and the fight...

Mixed Nuts (1994)

This Christmas, Shat The Movies takes a detour into one of the strangest holiday comedies ever made with Mixed Nuts, Nora Ephron’s chaotic 1994 remake of the French farce Le Père Noël est une ordure. We’re revisiting this deeply uncomfortable Christmas movie in honor of the late Rob Reiner, who...

Donnie Darko (2001)

This week, Shat The Movies dives headfirst into early-2000s suburban dread with Donnie Darko, the cult classic that launched a thousand dorm-room debates and taught a generation to fear jet engines and men in bunny suits. Commissioned by listeners Wes and Fernando, this episode tackles Richard Kelly’s time-bending, angst-soaked sci-fi...

Sideways (2004)

Struggling writer and wine enthusiast Miles (Paul Giamatti) takes his engaged friend, Jack (Thomas Haden Church), on a trip to wine country for a last single-guy bonding experience. While Miles wants to relax and enjoy the wine, Jack is in search of a fling before his wedding. Soon, Jack is...

Day of the Dead (1985)

This week on Shat the Movies, we’re heading underground with Day of the Dead (1985), the grim and gory finale to George A. Romero’s original zombie trilogy. As scientists and soldiers clash in a bunker full of tension (and entrails), we break down the film’s bleak tone, standout effects, and...