Host Recall

July 19, 2022

Hi folks, Discount Don here.

If you are receiving this email then you have purchased a Discount Don host within the last 3 years. Unfortunately, quality control issues from our suppliers have caused us to issue a recall on all hosts. Ever since my father Don Sr. introduced the world to Chuck E Cheese and the Munchs Make Believe Band he has preached quality. So when I hear that someone ordered an unstoppable ninja only to have that host stopped by a bullet, sword, or high humidity well that is just unacceptable. We are also aware of the bleeding issue where some hosts bleed and others do not. If your host bleeds please mark it with a B on the forehead before returning. Please instruct your host to return themselves to our nearest collection point and a new host will be issued to you within 7 business days. Please register your new hosts right away. We will not rest until theses issues are corrected or my name is not Discount Don PS we have also had complaints of unindexed memories causing hosts to wander aimlessly asking what time line they are in or questioning people’s sandwich choices. If you are experiencing these issues, please call our help line and we will send an unmanned drone to pick up your forgetful host.

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