The End Of Winterfell

Published April 24, 2019 · Updated July 6, 2022

Hello Lords,

Bryce from Salt Lake City here,

The time has come. Winterfel is about to be sacked by the most deadly army ever imagined. Via recent revelations, there will be hundreds of white walkers capable of talking on the defenses of the North alone, but they also have over a hundred-thousand frozen zombies behind them. Now forgive me for being Billy Maze (may he rest in peace) BUT THAT IS NOT ALL!

Have we forgotten that the best fighters alive got their asses kicked by an undead polar bear? It took Jon, Barrick, Thoros, Jorah, the Hound, Tormund. All equipped with dragon glass, Valaryan steel, and flaming swords. And that was one bear. They have hundreds of white walkers, and oh what else?… Fucking giants. One Giant (Wun Wun) broke the gate at Winterfel in four punches after the Battle of the Bastards, and did the same to Castle Black back in season six.

How will the warriors of the North keep courage when polar bears, giants, and zombies outnumbering them 3-1 start charging at them? Let alone fight them effectively when walkers and giants are orders of magnitude stronger. Winterfel will be a frozen graveyard by the end of episode three unless Tyrion figures out how to make another wildfire bomb. Game over.

Now there is some debate going on around about who may be Azor Ahai and who will need to die so that Lightbringer can be forged. This may be the tin foil hat talking, but I am placing my money on Jorah Mormont. Think about it. He loves Dany, he was reborn several times throughout his redemption arc, he was just given a sword named “Heartsbane” and was told in season two by the masked lady that he will choose her (meaning Dany) but won’t in the end. Maybe it isn’t Jorah, but we all know one way or another, that our queen Dany is not making it out of this show alive.

Thank you for the wonderful show, and congrats on doing well in the charts! And for the love of god Big-D, Gendry and Winterfel. Not Jendry or Winterfold… still love you guys. Thank you for your service Big D.

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