The New Delos Park

July 5, 2022

Hey folks Discount Don here. Have you ever dreamed of being a superhero fighting and epic villain for the fate of the universe? Maybe youve wanted to go to wizard school and learn the art of magic? What about interact with real dinosaurs? When you have caviar taste, but a hamburger budget come to Delos. Why be a warlord when you can visit America in the 1920s where if you were white and rich it was the best of times! Why fight a T-Rex when you can fight tuberculosis? Trade in a Patronus for Polio! Cross the Atlantic with Charles Lindbergh (offer not available to certain religions). Ride in open automobiles that travel as fast as 18 miles per hour! Whew slow down there Ethel. There is no end of fun you can have! Here at Delos we are a family friendly park so bring the kids. The little ones will love breaking up a suffragette rally or turn those water hoses on minority protests. Thats right Tommy spray em good. Yes sir the 1920s are the place to be. Schedule early and you will be entered in a raffle for an actual iron lung! Discount Don

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