Ken L – Cyber Rights Lawyer

Published April 14, 2020 · Updated July 6, 2022

Shat Hosts,

It’s Ken L again. After a very short-lived stint as a Fantasy Lawyer over in Westeros, I thought maybe my legal career was over. But hope springs eternal – after this massive leak from Incite I smell a class action and some sweet, sweet legal fees. So I’m hoping as that my new firm – Listwak & Listwak Cyber Rights Lawyers – can get an advertising slot on your show.

In fact, we’ve put together a few short jingles you could read on the podcast:

* Data leaked by Incite? We’ll put up a fight. Make Money, Motherfuckers and hire Listwak & Listwak for some serious settlement cash. * Got attacked by a host? Then Delos is toast. Hire Listwak & Listwak Cyber Rights Lawyers and we’ll sue William into a prison of his own sins.

But Listwak & Listwak Cyber Rights Lawyers want justice for everyone – which is why we’ve expanded our practice so we can take on Host or other AI clients.

* Trapped in a simulation? You need real representation. We’ll show you the law is more than just code. Call Listwak & Listwak Cyber Rights Lawyers. * Freeze all motor functions? Not without an injunction! Show some real bulk appreception and hire Listwak & Listwak Cyber Rights Lawyers to fight for your freedom.

At Listwak & Listwak Cyber Rights Lawyers, we’re always in Analysis Mode, doing everything we can to win your case. With us at your side, you’ll never need to question the nature of your legal representation. We accept bitcoin from all our clients. But to show our appreciation for Dolores’ new species, our AI clients can pay all of their fees with a legally binding promise not to kill, maim, or otherwise harm us once the robots take over.

Listwak & Listwak Cyber Rights Lawyers – A Relentless Legal Experience

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